turb

Slang for masturbate

I turbed 4 times today as I looked at lesbian porn.

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shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

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Bejesus

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

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Demican

Politician who tries to appeal to the other party but in the process perverts their own veiws.

See Republicat

John Kerry is a Demican.

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cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

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jank

Adj. - Cheesy and low-budget, bad quality, typically associated with films.

We rented a really jank movie last night. We turned it off because it was so bad.

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noerb

It is when you use a word that is a noun and you put it as a verb to confuse the person you are talking to.

Jimmy-He is going to system his car.
Bob- Say What?!?

She is going to rim her car.