Beth

A popular nickname of Elizabeth or Bethany. Made famous by the KISS song. One of the nicest people I have ever met.

Beth is so motherfucking hot! I could stare at her all day and not get bored.

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Car Slut

A young female, usually to be found associating herself with older males. Typically skanky rather than naturally attractive, she applies excessive amounts cheap makeup and wears trashy clothes in an attempt to attract attention from car-owning males. Little Miss Car Slut hangs around young car-owning wiggas in the misguided hope that she'll become incredibly popular, or at least score some free transport in the process.

In a tragic downwards spiral, many of these desperados she seeks will bury themselves in unserviceable amounts of debt to attract Little Miss Car Slut with shiny paint and bling wheels untastefully added to their uninspiring rice chariots. The desperados she hangs around with think it'll be worth the money when Little Miss Car Slut puts out, but in reality she's just a cock tease. Continuing the downward spiral, Little Miss Car Slut will move on to a new desparado as each successive one wakes up to her games, resulting in desperado war.

eg. Pamella is such a Car Slut

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pizza bagel

An Italian person who is also a Jew.

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.

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fucktard

a combination of fuck and retard
you fucking retard

you killed church, you team killing fucktard -Tucker

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Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.

That kid is a real fucktard.

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spring board

Rhyming slang for "supreme court".
This is the way it sounds when Americans say "supreme court" in TV interviews.

Will has criticized Bush's selection this week of Harriet Miers to sit on the spring board. Bush didn't mention the controversy her nomination has created in Republican circles.

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Tommy Pancakes

Professional pancake man that works at Daddy-O's in Kingston, Ma. While residing at his mother's house (in a basement).

I went to Daddy-O's and Tommy Pancakes cooked me some mighty fine pancakes

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