double-dragon

any style of debauchery. Or anything that is done twice.

"Yeah, I knew I didnt have enough money to pay for two movie tickets, so I had to buy only one ticket and double-dragon my girlfriend in through the back door of the theater."

Bill:"Damn! your girl is smokin'! Does
she have a sister?"

Bob:"Yeah, she has a twin!"

Bill:"NO WAY!!" "Double-Dragon!!!"

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self-stroke'n'poke

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

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Welrod

The name for a type of handgun used in WWII. The Welrod was a top-secret issue handgun, used commonly by the OSS (Office Of Strategic Services, now known as the Central Intelligence Agency).
There are two words to perfectly sum up the Welrod...peculiar, and frightening. The peculiar element of the Welrod is that it looks like a big pipe. The frightening part is that it had accuracy and range equivalent to that of a sniper rifle! The gun's biggest flaw is that it could only use one round per shot (after shot, you had to pull back on a little circular lock, then load the bullet in the top crevice, push the lock back in, and you're ready). Although it looks like a pipe, this is exactly why the shots are very quiet.
Only around 2800 copies were made. Not only that, but the only ones that are allowed to use or possess this gun are government agents.

I forget what caliber it was.... .32? .32acp? If I had my folder with me I'd go full-bore on this sucka. -_-'

"I wish I had one though. Too bad I'm just a civvie. -_-"
-me

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N.R

Not right

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R

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perty

Southern pronunciation of the word "pretty".

"You got perty hair..."

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cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.

Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!

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FIM-92

The technical name for the Stinger surface-to-air missile system, developed for the US Army, and has seen excellent use in the Gulf War.

"The reason those Arabs have so many Stingers is because we supplied them with our Stingers during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan."
-me

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