bucket bum

a woman that has been f****d up the bum by loads of men

dan brays mum has a bucket bum she sucks d**k yum yum yum

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der

German for "the". Sounds like "duh", or "dah", so this would explain why "der" is used as "duh" in this day and age. Or maybe because it sounds funnier.

"Der launch the missile!"

"*spinning a cat around in one hand*Deeerrrrr hi I'm Rob I'm the biggest idiot in the whole wide world!"

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The Passion of <insert name here>

Something you'd relate to someone who is the receiver of unimaginable torture on any scale, preferably physical pain though. Inspired by The Passion of The Christ.

The Passion of Randy Orton:
For being slammed onto a bunch of tacks on the mat; Jerry Lawler says this.

The Passion of The Snake:
For absorbing a shitload of bullets in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, as well as, if you've noticed, Snake receiving a shitload of blows, broken limbs, broken bones, and eventually a ruptured right-eye.

"Wh'else?"
-me

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Twunted

To be stopped mid way through a procedure or disapointed

As i shot for goal i was twunted by the defender who tackled me

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nazi

An acronym for National Socialist; from the German NAtionale soZIalist.
Refers to members of the National Socialist party, or anything to do with the National Socialist party.

"The Nazis" is much easier than saying "The National Socialist Party" in essays about 1930's Germany.

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Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.

"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"

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pinned

In the 60's, a girl would get pinned by a guy when he made her his girlfriend. Ya know, after many dates, and the guy was ready to call her his girlfriend, he would formalize it by putting a silvery pin on her. So getting "pinned" means u are now taken. Watch the Dick Van Dyke version of Bye Bye Birdie, especially the song "The Telephone Hour." They use the term pinned quite a lot.

Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned...

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