LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big-Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker.

Can't give him a fat lip, black eye or a job. What a LABLUMF!

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LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

If you're a LABLUMF, You'll vote Democrat.

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mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

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metempsychosis

See reincarnation .

"Metempsychosis is another term for reincarnation. Not too many people are familiar with this word."
-me

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diddums

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

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Fluffy

The affectionate nickname female fans have given for the character Sesshomaru, from the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

SOME OTAKU CHICK:
"Fluffy-sama is so HOT!!!!!"

ME:
"Holy shit girl calm down."

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Hlum

Hlum- A Mixtured substance Of Jizz and spit(saliva) it is often mixed in a bitches mouth and sometimes though not appreciated not swallowed and dribbled out from the mouth.

"Bitch I know u aint gonna let that Hlum come out cha mouth and get on mah carpet!......Go ahead and lick that Hlum off mah mutha fuckin carpet i aint want no fuckin stains!

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