Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.

"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me

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Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.

"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me

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Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.

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uber

Some times used to refer to a person from the upper peninsula of Michigan. Likely from the Germany meaning of the word as “Above”.

Those ubers might as well be part of Canada.

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grant b

dont ask me bout that troll

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ushanka

The name for a fur-hat (or any thick, soft, pelt-like perimeter, such as wool) worn often by Russians.

"I call them commie-caps too."
-me

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Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

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