Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda

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peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

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Melbourne

The best City in Australia. Voted the 2nd most livible city in the world. Has the best tap water in Australia. Where the Formula 1 is every year aswell as the Australia Tennis Open.

Located in the south of Australia in the state of Victoria.
Has a population of about 3,500,000.

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alchy

*Alcohol.

*A drunk dude.

"I need some alchy dammit!!!"
-angry drunk dude

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Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.

"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "

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311

Five self-described "friends for life" making the best music in the world. They have been around since 1988 and are music's best kept secret. Definitely not racist.

Know that 311 has always been Down.

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flaming moe

A homosexual man.

"That guy's a flaming moe if he keeps hitting on guys and dreaming about blowing them or something."

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