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A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?
General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
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Combat Rations
Otherwise known as MRE
Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans
Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.
MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
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the mark on the arm of a heroin user. usually small and blue.
see also skank, smackhead
see that fuckers charly mark? junkie bitch!
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Chinese variant of the SKS semi-automatic rifle. The "T" stands for "Type"; normally the weapon is called "Type 56", but I call it "T56" for short. I'll try not to mistake it for a tank either. ^_~
"The T56 can be differentiated from the SKS because the Chinese prefer to outfit their T56's with long-ass needles."
-me
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Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.
that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!
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An art; the art of using your mouth to give sexual satisfaction to a woman's vagina.
"I want to practice cunnilingus so bad...^.^ lol"
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