austin

austin is a real douche bag and he always thinks about himself. you may be confused because austin is so hot with his huge muscles and adorable smile but NO he will end up breaking your heart. austin is too immature for relationships and he’s the type of white boy to memorize all the lyrics to rap songs to have a sense of feeling “cool.” austin’s usually break their girlfriends hearts by lying and hiding things from them. they also tend to miss their ex extremely bad and regret breaking up with them months and months after. austin’s are usually just a girls “best friend” but the girls obviously want more but an austin is a major hoe so he turns them down and most likely calls says he thinks of them as his “little sister.” in conclusion an austin is one to be friends with but NOT date and not catch feelings for.

that boy a real austin

he pretty dumb so he must be austin

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griffin

by far one of the greatest guys ever. he is so kind and caring and literally the cutest boy you’ve ever met. he’s also really funny and will try his best to always cheer you up when you’re sad. griffens tend to be extremely busy guys so don’t take it too personally if he doesn’t reply to your texts fast enough. i suggest you keep griffins in your life because they are very special.

“that boy is definitely a griffin because WOW look at how caring and cuuuuute he is”

5👍 1👎

farrah

a girl that thinks of herself too highly and makes excuses when she doesn’t succeed at something. some farrah’s are mormon but are “bad” mormons. she is very annoying but pretty at the same time. she probably thinks she’s the funniest one in the friend group but everyone knows she’s not.

“is that a farrah?? because she’s acting so annoying”
“that is definitely a farrah, you can tell by how she’s mormon”

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