pouche

Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.

Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."

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SMS-lish

A vernacular approach to communicating via SMS whereby one, either for the sake of supporting one's image as a hipster or frankly out of shear hubris, employs ridiculous--borderline incomprehensible--spelling shortcuts.

Girl: "Would you please text the neighbor to check on the dog?!"

Boy: "Forget that: she never writes back, and when she does, her SMS-lish drives me crazy."

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