Ewen

Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.

Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys

'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'

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phildo

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass

I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."

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skurfercer

A nappy headed mexican with feet like sand paper!

Tanya where is your skurfercer...

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consummate

to bring together by fucking

they newly weds consummated the marriage their first night together (yeah, right!)

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wherethefugginhelldyathinkyagarn

A request to know the intended destination of ones spouse

WHERETHEFUGGINHELLDYATHINKYAGARN ya fuckin slut? I bet its to BLOW the neighbour again I can smell it on your breath

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cock gobbler

one who voraciously sucks weiners

phil is a total cock gobbler

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lyseth

A Wonderful and caring person who is always there for you no matter the situation also loving, gorgeous , smart, and funny she is a great person to be around with.

-Good thing I got me a Lyseth (:

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