Primark Pincher

Primark pinchers are preferably chavs who steal from places such as poundland and Primark. Quite often they do have the money to pay for their pair of gorgeous quality primark nails. but they choose not to spend that money. You may see these little rats running around primark in their north face leggings and nike 97’s. Be Warned

Karen: Last week i went to primark and you’ll never guess who i saw.

Debbie: who??
karen: A load of primark pinchers. They all ran in and shoved as many nails as they could in their man bags and made a run for it. I was terrified.

February 18th

if you are born on this day definitely have a foot fetish and suck your friends toes at sleepovers:)

friend: why are they staring at my feet and dribbling

you: i’m sorry to tell you this but they are born on February 18th

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November 29th

national dress like a british chav day this is the one day a year were your inner chav can really shine through

friend: Why your eyebrows be looking like that??
you: it’s november 29th

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