Nerd Syndrome

A syndrome that causes the person with it to become incredibly intelligent after putting on a pair of glasses.

*puts on glasses*
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”

“Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”

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Pregnancy Craving

When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.

"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"

"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"

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Fanny

Faggot tranny

Gay person: *Driving reckless*
Angry driver: HEY! *honks* MOVE OUT THE WAY YOU FANNY