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Something you suck on to get pleasure. Itâs yummy and I want one. He then slides his fingers inside of you and you moan uncontrollably until you cum, which is so fucking sexy baby girl.
I need your penis inside of me
Funny cool mom. Mom of a daughter named Chelsea and extremely cool and she tried to be down with the kids.
Girl 1: who is your mom
Me; Margaret
Girl 1: your mom is a Margaret!??! Lucky!!!
Me: ikr bitch and sheâs all mine ð
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Tie her up. Take a few steps back. Run at her making historically accurate freight train noises and plow straight into her. Finish.
OOOH DADDY JARVIS PLEASE DO THE FREIGHT TRAIN. OK HERE WE GOO! CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA CHOO CHOOOOOO. OH YES JARVIS!
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Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because heâs disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh itâs jonathan heâs really cool yâknow
Chase: Ugh jonathan ð such an idiot
Mochi: you bitch ð¤¬ð¤¬ð¤¬ð¤¬
Jonathan: nien nien nien
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