the french

A strange breed that we dont know much about, from the 11 year old french guy on xbox that keeps saying "fucked your mum", to the hive of french people located in france. its best to stay on there good side or they might beat you up with a 2 week old stone hard baguette.

everyone quit down i hear the french

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The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.

person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman

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