mopped the quarter deck

when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.

Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!

Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.