James

A James is usually an insignificant being with a chode. He has little to no social life since all of his time is used laughing at naked people on his video games. He is so immature and is socially awkward. A James is usually an introvert and hisses at his girlfriend when she opens the curtains to let light in. Once in a while, a James will come out from his man cave into the open world for a restock on his alcohol and pot noodles, or just to go into a nearby game shop where he can waste his money. He usually has a £200 pay wage and spends half of it living off bargain buckets from KFC

Person one- “Is that a cave man walking out of Tesco’s?”

Person two- “No mate, that’s a James”

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