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An imaginary disease in which the sufferer breaks out in little assholes. The term can be used either for either a general illness or an illness specific to a certain kind of person.
"It's not Sarah Palin's fault. She has the dread mahocus."
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The stare down between pedestrian and jogger when the sidewalks are reduced to half their width from snow, trash or other people.
Cross reference with scootertude.
Not bad -- except from the joggertude. You wanna run in winter, join a gym!
dither + wither: the state of ennui in which you have no energy to work but need to work for self-respect or to keep your job.
I should be writing my novel but I'm dwithering on Urban Dictionary instead.
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Laughing out softly, a response to a good joke but not a great joke, when you don't to be heard or you've been alone too much.
Typed: Do you think Trump has Cheeto DNA?
Typed: LOS.
The proprietary entitlement parents have for their children zipping along on scooters on busy or otherwise narrowed sidewalks.
Scootertude, girlfriend. Mothers think their kids own the sidewalks.