hanging brains

When a guy bends over naked and all you see is his droopy nut-sack.

I was completely into Ted until he bent over, hanging brains.

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riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

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