Dr. Thunder

A cheap version of Dr.Pepper that you can find at Walmart. Dr.Thunder tastes exactly the way Dr.Pepper does, but it cost 67 cents not 1.29. :)

I drove my beat-up car down to Walmart to buy some food for the party. I only had 10 bucks so I had to spend it wisely. As I entered the store I grabbed a rust-covered cart and zoomed down the aisle and filled my cart with soda, chips, and candy.
Then my celly rang, it was my mom. "Make sure you get some Dr. Thunder Gertrude!". she yelled.

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Baby Talk

A language that infants speak most times.

Baby: Gimmyae CRICUTS I need maiii baorara!!

Me: WHAT?!?

Baby: Yaarz harrrett maii! *head spin thing*

Me: I don't understand baby talk...

Baby: *sobsob*

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