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A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.
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Anything made by Michael Moore; whether or not he meant it to be that way.
Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!
MM: It wasn't a comedy.
Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.
MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!
Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.
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1 billion watts. "Giga" follows "Mega".
Whoever wrote the first definition for gigawatt is a dumbass.
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1. (n)A person or group of people that are stupid and arrogant enough to believe that they, and they alone, are responsible for "saving lives" when all they are doing is supporting the overpopulation of animals thereby causing them to starve to death (horrible way to die) while at the same time destroying their own bodies because humans are MEAT EATERS.
2. (adj) A word describing any elitest idiot who demands the rest of society follow their destructive eating habits.
Save the ferns, eat a vegatarian.
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When Metallica bitched about their fans trading their music online because they weren't getting paid, they became sell outs.
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