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Derogatory term for a rebranded underpowered General Motors vehicle having the improper brand of PONTIAC.
By definition, although misleading at times, PONTIAC is GM's vehicle excitement division. One such paradox was the Pantiass Aztec; essentially an uglified Buick Rendezvous which stirred little excitement amongst the normal public.
Vehicles worth of the Pantiass brand are the Aztec and the Sunfire.
36π 85π
World's second biggest country north of the United States of America. Its exports are usually frozen foods, frozen fish and other frozen things.
There are over 30 million Canucks and Canuckesses living up there. Its capital is Ottawa Ontario.
Its major languages are English and Kweebecer.
Yank: Where ya from?
Canuck: Canuckstand eh? And you eh?
Yank: The US of A... what do you eat up there?
Ceanuck: Beavers of course eh?
43π 27π
Cletus! I'M goin ratpickin' with my rat picker truck!
28π 6π
An island near the Isle of Man, where all of men's fantasies come true and alive.
I wish I was living in Lesbia...
Lesbians are inhabitants of Lesbia.
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Shitty Green Trucks / 2000. A Drummondville Kebecstand based trucking outfit notoriously known for hiring English-challenged people and of having some drunk dispatchers and cute secretaries with high bang-ability factors.
They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.
Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.
They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.
Dan: What do you call an SGT 2000 truck going against a McKevitt Trucking truck?
John: What??? Whatt?
Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee
John: That's so true...
62π 11π
National Peddler's Radio.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
448π 325π
Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.
They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.
Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).
Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!
Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
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