golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.
jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school
jizz conga line is when someone is analy fucking your ass and finishes inside, then the person recieving busts a nut, thus the jizz goes from person to person. this method can also be combined with an anal train.
bro i walked into the toilets and there was 3 dudes doing a jizz conga line
the oreo blizzard consists of putting oreos up your asshole so far that you vomit them out so they come out the other hole (your mouth).
bro me and this chick just had the best oreo blizzard last night
the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole
jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy
the reverse balkan gecko is when you are getting fucked in the urethra hole
jaden had the best reverse balkan gecko last night with some black guy