spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.

"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

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clove

n.
An evergreen tree (Syzygium aromaticum) native to the Moluccas and widely cultivated in warm regions for its aromatic dried flower buds.
A flower bud of this plant, used whole or ground as a spice. Often used in the plural

My clove incense comes from an evergreen tree.

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porn stash

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.

"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"

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put it on the glass

spoken by the Mooninties in Aqua teen hunger force and many rap videos . . refers to old style strip joints where there is a shade that rises after after a coin is dropped in the slot and the girl dances behind a window..

when you want to see the booty up close you say " Yo Bitch!! Put it on the glass!

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tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

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e-awhe

Jackass. Dumb move. Fuck Stick.

Mark showed his true e-awhe moves last night trying to pick up that hottie!

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