Cleveland Streamer

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, only instead of shitting on the tits, the man shits on the woman's face as she is sleeping, and she wakes up to a mouthful of shit and flies.

Cleveland Streamers are so much awesomer than the Steamers.

DMFBB

The worst things your crush could ever call you. It stands for "Dude. Man.Fam.Bro.Bud" If your crush calls you any of these 5 names, you are instantly cast down to the firey pits of the friendzone

You: "I love you"
Crush: "Aww thanks bud"
You: "Hey you're really pretty"
Crush"Thanks fam"
You: "Hey I got you a dimond neclace because of how much I like you"
Crush: "Thanks dude!"
You:"Hey can I have 10 bucks? I'm hungry"
Crush: "Yeah I got you bro"
these are all examples of a DMFBB. Dont let yourself get played.

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