codger

An old man who drives at an incredibly slow speed in the middle of the road.

you codgerish ol' bastard

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water

What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water.

Water is what the oceans are made of.

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best effort

Not good enough. Ever. So just stop trying.

You'll never be good enough.

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beast

Beast and schlitz are the two greatest beers in the world. Hell YES! I put all that shit in my cereal and eat it. WOOOO!

Milwaukee's Best Bitch! MMMM MMMM BITCH!

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Snarf

A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

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bush wacker

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

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c.r.a.s.h

CRASH (Acronym for Community Resources Aganist Street Hoodlums)is an anti-gang unit within the Los Angeles Police Department started in the early 90s. News reports have revealed a widespread pattern of unjustified arrests, beatings, drug dealing, witness intimidation, illegal shootings, planting of evidence, frame-ups and perjury commited by the CRASH unit.

The C.R.A.S.H unit is accused of being totally corupt, but that is for you to decide.

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