Rumpelstiltskin

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

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Rumping

The act of injecting alcoholic liquid into one's own anus or another's for the purpose of intoxication.

"Dude, sorry I didn't call you back, I was rumping pretty hard last night."

"Pass the baster!"

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