fathole

n.
1. A less offending form of asshole.
2. An obese person.
3. A large hole.

You eat so damned much and are so rude and mean, you're such a fathole.

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Fatitis

A condition procured after eating large amounts of food, sometimes leading to deliriousness and drowsiness.

"Do you want to hang out tonight?"
"We went to Old Country Buffet Tonight, give me a few hours for this fatitis to wear out. I'm gonna take a nap. hahahahah."

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