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Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.

Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!

by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021


Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 4, 2021


Spouts

Uncontrollable pooping. Diarrhea. Loose Bowels. The shits.

Kelsay: Dr. Daniels I think I might have covid...
Dr. D: Oh my, what are your symptoms?
Kelsay: I've had massive diarrhea and chills.
Dr. D: How many spouts have you have today?
Kelsay: Ummmm, I don't know maybe around 6.

by dan_gleewang January 12, 2021

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IJLOR

I Just Let One Rip. A warning used by males to signal to other males about a recent flatchulance movement.

Watch out over there man IJLOR, it was a burner.

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021


Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.

K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!

by dan_gleewang January 7, 2021


Rat Bastard

An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.

Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

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Villone

Broken brain cells and large pupils. An experienced dancer, can dirty dog wiggle. Prefers to travel significantly above the speed limit, most likely to a cold stone bakery. Favorite color is pink. Has sudden outbursts where "ooOOH BABYYYY" is screamed. Keeps a record of the number of nuts and will publicly announce them as they occur. Favorite scent is pink vanilla. If you know a Villone they're one of a kind.

-Geez look at that girl, must be a Villone.

Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.

by dan_gleewang December 12, 2019