gully monster

An almost invisible beast that hides in flood-ways usually in the Pilbara Region of Australia. Known to remove skin, clothing, and sometimes teeth from those who are usually intoxicated individuals looking for short-cuts home from parties or pubs.

"Fuck man - the Gully Monster really caned Mick...... broke his nose, wrist and bent his handlebars".

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water fowl

A water fowl is the act of deficating liquid.

Hey meng, sorry for that water fowl i dropped while i was wearing your pants

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