djembe

originally: traditional african drum
really cool pronunciation (jim-bay) allows for usage in almost any situation.
Other forms:
n - djembeity

v - to djembe (past - "djembe'd")
can mean any number of things. Primarily "to be owned" or "to be pwned"

adj - djembeic

"DJEMBE!!!"

"Dude did you see the djembeity of those threads?"

"--Did you see that dis?"
"- Yea, he got djembe'd!"

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intrepid

Fearless and bold; brave.

Spaceman Spiff is an intrepid explorer of space.

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choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

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scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

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Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

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insuperable

Incapable of being overcome.

"Much as I'd love to play shortstop for the Yankees, my age is an insuperable barrier to realizing any such dream," grandpa remarked.

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dig

An insult. Usually a low blow.

"I boned yo momma last night"
"Snap dawg, dat was a dig!"

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