zyklon beaver

A vagina that is so malodorous it could potentially cause death; a pun on zyklon b.

I went down on this chick and her pussy was stinkier than a dead fish, it was a zyklon beaver. pussy twat vagina

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winchester

No ordnance remaining.

He was unable to continue the fight, being winchester.

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vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

strum down

Sexual innuendo and metaphor for a quick lay.

Chief White Halfoat: "Oh, Sheila, I forgot my guitar in the car, if you give me a minute to come back I can give you a strum down... (winks) if you're interested."

Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."

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monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

solo blumpkin

Masturbating while taking a shit

Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."

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