crapola

An ability that makes little kids allowed to say the word crap in front of their parents when angry, but only if the suffix 'ola' is added.

Mom: Do you think Santa is real?
4-year-old: No.
Mom: Why not?
4-year-old: The imagination of him giving every kid presents is crapola!

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Hot 100 Billboard

A very lit and awesome type of music to listen to.

I'm listening to Drake's new song on the Hot 100 Billboard.

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LOL

LOL in all caps means she wants the D
lol in lower cases means friendzoned
However, Lol! means friends and Lol!! or Lol!!! means take the hint

Guy (listening to Lost In The Fire in video where fitness model performs hammies and glutes): Keep the lights on *smirky face x2*
Involved girl: LOL
Another girl: omg why do I find this so funny *cry emoji x2*

redneck

You might be a redneck if...
* you watch NASCAR 24/7
* you got suspended or expelled from school more than 10 times in your life
* you find it appealing when big-booty girls fart
* you have a crush on a swear word
* you hate minorities and women

A redneck does one or more of all of the above things.

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The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.

If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!

According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!

swagfag

Someone (usually a boy) who can only make friends via his obsession with rap music, swag, running from traffic light to traffic light for the purpose of beating some fast ass car (which really won't happen), and baggy shorts or saggy pants because he's a sped trying not to look like a loser.

Swagfag *runs when light turns green*: Oh my gosh I just beat a Bimmer from that traffic light!
Swagfag lover *looking at the swagfag from his huge SUV*: Haha! Good job! You a real mannn!

Normal kid 1: Wow, look at that idiot trying to be social by racing that car on the road!
Normal kid 2: Yeah, what a swagfag...

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blue Mustang

A girl from age 13-21 with blue jeans. The most offensive term ever. In 48 out of 50 states, it is illegal for boys to refer to girls with blue jeans as "blue Mustangs."

The boy equivalent is blue Camaro.

I love my blue Mustang, but I can't refer to my girlfriend with her blue jeans as one when she's around.