empathighs

The memory of sex and the silkiness of a woman's body. The ability to almost feel what others are feeling when you haven't had a feel for ages.

I've given up using porn, I now rely solely on my ability to empathighs; so tell me some juicy gossip

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Fairymones

A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.

-John's getting alot of attention from those moustachioed biker chaps
-Yeah, he must be pumping out some heavy fairymones

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Breasticles

Low hanging breasts, as seen in over-implanted or elderly women, that drop as gravity takes hold

Look at the stomach on her!
that's no stomach, them's breasticles!

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