preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

empathighs

The memory of sex and the silkiness of a woman's body. The ability to almost feel what others are feeling when you haven't had a feel for ages.

I've given up using porn, I now rely solely on my ability to empathighs; so tell me some juicy gossip

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Fairymones

A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.

-John's getting alot of attention from those moustachioed biker chaps
-Yeah, he must be pumping out some heavy fairymones

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