The General Hospital

The act of a male receiving oral sex during childbirth. A risky maneuver considering the circumstances, but according to legend provides mutual benefit for the couple, as women who swallow during pregnancy have a lower risk of complications, as well as the established scientific fact that women giving oral sex are more relaxed, and the male gets to have an orgasm. Probably.

1.The labor had gone on too long. The birth was going to be too hard. The situation required something else long and hard, so the doctor recommended a radical treatment: the general hospital. "Only your 8-roper can save this baby now," he said, "you know what to do."

2. Colloquially; "It wasn't all bad, she general hospital'd me bro."

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