swanky

a slang term meaning cool or amazing that should have died out a long time ago

me: "I finally got my paycheck"
Jose: "Swanky"

That's fast

A phrase that can be used in many situations as an insult (interchangeable with the word stupid/retard) or to express pain.

Ex 1 (expression of pain): *stubs toes against table leg* "That's Fast!"
Ex 2 (insult): Ricky: "Girls who fart scare me more than death."

Me: "That's fast."

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Shit posting

what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups

Does georgina ever stop with the shit posting?

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jumping the gun

doing something before your supposed to

example: one time, there was a hot girl I knew and when she asked my name, instead of telling her my name, I immediately told her my insta account name

Charlie: "Daniel you idiot, you were supposed to tell her your name. Quit jumping the gun."

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Bust a Nut

Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch

You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch

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Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

Shoobie Boo

Swagy's pet dog in the never released knockoff of scooby doo

"Shoobie shoobie boo!"