security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.

- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do

Skinny Feeling

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

- hmm this triple chocolate double butter cake is the greatest feeling ever
- hmm I prefer the Skinny Feeling thank you very much

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Hipster Knockoff

A person who calls himself hipster, however his music knowledge is based on radio hits,dances like a crazy fag on parties and combines skinny jeans with flip-flops.

Also refers to a hipster scenario perfomed by normie people.

You see that douche jumping around taking pictures of everyone?

he is the worst hipster knockoff I've ever seen.

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fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

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J4U2NO

just for you to know

that stain on your car is not pineapple juice, j4u2no

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what's trending!

it's the new what's up!

- what's trending!
- uhh nuthing much turns out my boyfriend is ghey,
should have known since the first date when he told me he liked ke$ha

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Eglaas

An active and sweet girl. When you come and ask her something, she’ll reply with excitement and answer you with pleasure. She’s always the girl who’s got a good look around her surroundings, and is a very comforting friend. She always wants to help you and have fun.

“Wow, she’s so nice, she must be an Eglaas!”