puking blood

when someone is laughing so fuckin hard they start to puking blood. its not that their literally puking out blood, its just a way of describing how hard theyre fuckin laughing

Danny:mother fucker,that senior citizen just got hit over the head with a baseball bat!

Nick:wtf thats fuckin hilarious PBPB(puking blood puking blood)

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Stab

Having sex with a chick, you stab her with your cock

Hey did you have sex last night.

Yea i stabbed her

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moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

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moccasins

Shoes for Indian wannabes. If you're not Native American, don't wear the shoes. UGLIEST SHOES U COULD EVER FIND!ONLY GAY GUYS WEAR THEM!

Danny- "Hey, look at my cool new moccasins! Aren't they so fab?!?"

Me- "Hell no! Why the hell would you wear those? Are you gay?!?"

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Randy Orton

A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)

Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)

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jop

Pronouced 'yop':

1. A typo for jpop
2. A multifunctional word meaning 'yes'
3. A verb - to jop about means to prance about like a panda on SLD.

He jopped about all last night! I was so embarrased...

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nukkah

When a white boy is too scared to say "nigger", he replaces it with nukkah, thus showing that he's politically correct, and a white boy nerd.

Sup nukkah! I love you, my black friend, along with my asian, middle eastern, and hispanic buddies!

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