power tab

A guitar players best friend. It allows tablature to be played back which decreases the amount of time it takes to learn a song. It can also be used to compose midi music, or convert a midi/tab into musical notation for players of other instruments to read.

Bill: Dude, I'm trying to learn eruption, but it's so fast i can't keep up with the tab
Ted: Try power tab, bro
Bill: Oh man... I'll never go back to tabs again.. This rules.

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jungle juice

An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.

The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.

Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice

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buffalo eye

When you peer into someone's soul. It is unforcable, and can only be done by chance. The closest repeatable action would be the o.O .

Bill: Hey, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: HEY, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: What are you doin? *turns around and sees Ted making cat noises clawing at a stain on the curtains*
Bill: o.O *buffalo eye*
Ted: *terrorized* dude... stop... you're giving me the buffalo eye.
Bill: Sorry, man.
Ted: It's ok... i thought i was gonna die. Try not to do it again..
Bill: I can't control it, man.

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superduper

The integral of uper duper
equals
(uper)^2
----------
2

S(uper)d(uper) = (uper^2)/2
superduper

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schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

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miscarriage

The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.

Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.

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blink 182

Regardless of their genre, punk or not, there is one truth about blink 182 that is of importance.

They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.

Joe: blink 182 rules!
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

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