Stallocaust

A public bathroom stall rendered un-usable from a plethora of feces, urine, and toilet paper distributed across the toilet, floor, and walls.

Mike: “Dude, I just witnessed a stallocaust in the 4th stall, don’t go in there.”

Jim: “Wasn’t me.”

Dutch Holocaust

The act of passing silent-but-deadly gas in a crowded elevator and then pressing the emergency stop button.

A few seconds after Dan pressed the emergency stop button, the elevator passengers realized in horror that they were trapped in a Dutch Holocaust.

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Guacarrhea

A term describing the brown discoloration of guacamole after sitting a room temperature for a few hours. The diarrhea appearance makes consumption difficult for the average party guest – despite no change in taste.

Dude, great party, but that bowl of Guacarrhea just made Cindy vomit… throw it out for god’s sake.

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Stallpocalypse

A term describing entry into public bathroom stall only to find the stall rendered unusable by what appears to have been a small explosion of feces, urine, and toilet paper distributed across the toilet, floor, and walls. Witnesses of this horrific scene typically experience the following emotional phases… denial, anger, depression, bargaining, and acceptance.

Dan: “What’s wrong with Mike? He looks horrible.”
Jim: “I think he’s still recovering from viewing last week’s Stallpocalypse.”
Dan: “Maybe he should seek therapy.”

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