sabbanban

1. A word that can act as a trigger for certain people, resulting in bizarre fits of rage and angry anal humpage if said in their company.
2. A car that resembles a tasty dessert.

1. Ben- "Whatever you do don't say 'sabbanban' around Matt-AGH SHIT WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM? STOP HIM FROM HUMPING ME!!!!!!!!"

2. Man, why do girls always buy Sabbanbans? They should buy cars that are more practical.

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Sending Gatsby back home

A euphemism for sexual intercourse, presumably derived from the fact that Gatsby lived in a place called "West Egg." The resulting euphemism implies that the sex is intended to result in pregnancy.

Matt- "Dude, when I go abroad next year I'm gonna be 'sending Gatsby back home' all night, every night!"
Dave- "Matt, the last thing we need is a whole shit ton of pregnant furries."

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