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Mary Wanna couldn't remember his name because Woodtock was forever-ago.
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When personal gossip about you gets on the front page of a tabloid.
Brad and Jen's break-up got tedxed by the National Enquirer.
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one who loves rear-ends obsessively.
He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.
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having gay cowboy sex
Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.
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If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.
The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.
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