Not gay

Sarcastic way of saying/ telling someone they are a homo or gay.

AG: (Finishes telling a joke) Hahahaha

Jeezy: Wow, you're not gay, no you're not. Nope. Not gay...

OR-------

ROBERT: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROU

Jeezy: (after hearing him) Not gay.

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Jewboinz

Slang for specialized side-burns, similar to Rabbis. Also a nickname

Someone: Hey! A.G. is here!
Someone else: Jewboinz!

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Thanks coach

When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.

Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!

Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!

Ron's teammate: Thanks coach

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Laive

Must be said in a redneck accent
(Lay-ve)

a.k.a. Go home, get the fuck out, go away

A.G.: What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunder-wear!

Everyone: YOU LAIVE!

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Florida Fitness Roid Rage

A.G. at FF

I saw A.G. pumping iron yesterday, I told him he had jewboinz and he went on a Florida Fitness Roid Rage.

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BELAlR

There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

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Dirtay Dirtay

If something unlucky, ridiculous, incredible, etc were to happen, you yell this. The number of times you say "dirtay" determines how bad the event was (ex: 10 dirtays is very bad)

(Z.D. shoots a basketball, it hits the rim, but rolls in and out)

Z.D.: (Screaming) DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY!
Mullet: (rofling) Dirtay Dirtay!

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