BELAlR

There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

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Bwooklin Bowlah

A white boy from Brooklyn that balls out of control (with an accent)

Bowlah: Yo ZD bet you I'll get this paper into the garbage can from here.

ZD: Ok 2 bucks.

Bowlah: (throws paper into can from 20 feet away) Get owned

ZD: Oh shit, he's a BWOOKLIN BOWLAH!

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Feak/ Fique/ Feek

A faggot who leaks information to someone, or snitches on his friends. Also known as a rat, asshole, coo guy, etc. Faggot + Leak = Feak/ Fique/ Feek

Geter Done: Damn did you see that chick today.... wow, shes amazing.

Bwooklin Bowlah & Vio: Yeah she's nice. RDS... 9.5.

Later....

Feak/ Fique/ Feek (to hot girl): Umm, those guys over there said you're hot and they gave you a nickname.

Hot Girl's friend: Hey, Vio and B.B., I know what you call my friend hehe (shaking finger at them)

Vio & B.B.: Fuckin feak....

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Gardnin

Seriously, nobody knows what the fuck this word means, but it orignates from Lil Wayne's often-used line: ""I'm going in." Now when you combine that with some good hearing, you get "Gardnin"

You know what? I'M GARDNIN! YOU GARDNIN?!?

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Dirtay Dirtay

If something unlucky, ridiculous, incredible, etc were to happen, you yell this. The number of times you say "dirtay" determines how bad the event was (ex: 10 dirtays is very bad)

(Z.D. shoots a basketball, it hits the rim, but rolls in and out)

Z.D.: (Screaming) DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY DIRTAY!
Mullet: (rofling) Dirtay Dirtay!

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Coon bath

Taking a bath/shower in the lake, a river, a creek or a pool, whether it's theirs or not.

I saw Obama yesterday in my pool takin' a coon bath, he was washin' himself and everything.

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Wetahd

Just darcy mcgee students being retarded. stupid way of saying "retard", or also could have come from Shane G. calling someone that.

Vio: Ah shit, I dropped my coke all over the floor

Someone else: On my Js, asshole. What a retard, eh, Shane?

Shane: Ya Vio, you a wetahd. Hey by da way, layah on you wanna go twoh da fooball awoun?

Vio: Stfu, Shane you're the retard.

Shane: Wha da hell Vio? You just geh mah at me fo nuthin? You a asshoh.

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