Splug

The spermy plug that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Splug flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I popped my splug and pissed all over the back of the toilet seat!

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Shitecules

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule

When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!

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Spork

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

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