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When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.
I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.
Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!
1. An alcoholic asshole.
2. My sister in lawรขยยs ex
That guy gets drunk every night and acts like an asshole. What an assaholic!
Legal fees paid to an attorney to get you acquitted or a plea deal for minor criminal conduct such as public intoxication, DUI or simple possession.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear that Bob got busted last night for DUI?
Friend 2: Oh yeah? Guess he'll have to pay the stupid tax to some criminal attorney.
Attorney: I can get you a plea deal or go to trial on that weed bust but you'll have to pay $2500 for the stupid tax first.
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The King of Shartalot. Shits his britches until they beg for mercy. Weilds, Excalaturd and lusts after Guenesmear. His right had man is Sir Shitsalot.
A person who sharts with such skill and precision that he deservers to be the king of shartalot.
Stan painted a work of shart in his underwear. He's a regular Sharther Penduken.
A person who is the most explosive and vile of stupid shits. The diarhe-rhe is so stupid as to be offensive, kinda like the smell of their name sake.
Jess is so stupid she pisses me off. She's a diarrhe-rrhe!