north toronto

Lawrence-Eglinton area of Toronto. Full of white, stuck-up brats, which most commonly attend Northern S.S., Lawrence Park C.I., or North Toronto C.I. Residents spend a majority of their time is Starbucks gossiping about pointless shit that no one cares about. North Toronto mothers tend to share clothes with their slutty daughters and continue to dye their hair blonde, despite being 40-50 years of age. Typically as intelligent as bricks, they are impossible to carry a conversation with. Main priorities of North Toronto teenagers include smoking pot and getting drunk. Tend to be chain texters, and cannot live without their cell phones. Major douchebags in general.

How to spot a North Toronto girl:
- Roots sweat pants
- Uggs or moccasins
- Mountain Equipment Co-Op backpack (blue)
- Starbucks cup in hand
- Dyed blonde hair

OMG!! North Toronto hockey players r very sexy!!!!!!! i hope we can all get drunk at da afterparty so i can suck der dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lawl!!!!!!

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