Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

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Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

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homeyish

Living under poor circumstances but buy good stuff.

Living in an apartment but having expensive stuff.

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Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

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Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

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Suckage

The sucking of the male genital

Come on baby, gimme some suckage

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Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

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