Five Hole

Spoken when leaving one's seat to reserve the same seat upon your return. Best used around hockey fans, but around the ignorant it can be a great way to share some useless knowledge.

"Get out of my seat, idiot, I called Five Hole."
"What the fuck is Five Hole?"
"Where you shoot the puck between the goalie's pads. Anyway, I called it, now get up."

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