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Harrison

A compensator.

Likes to buy BIG bouncy balls, and teases his friend for buying a smaller one.
What he doesn't realise is that he is subconsciously choosing a larger ball to compensate for his tiny penis.

Damn Sebby your boyfriend is such a Harrison!

by darthdaddygetonmylvlson February 28, 2016

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shrekflix and chill

Watching Shrek on Netflix while having aggressive ogre-like sex. Netflix and chill with layers.

"Hey Tom what did you do last night?"

"Ahh Harrison just a bit of shrekflix and chill with Olivia"

"damn I wish I could shrekflix and chill but my dick is tiny"

by darthdaddygetonmylvlson March 23, 2016