Watching Shrek on Netflix while having aggressive ogre-like sex. Netflix and chill with layers.
"Hey Tom what did you do last night?"
"Ahh Harrison just a bit of shrekflix and chill with Olivia"
"damn I wish I could shrekflix and chill but my dick is tiny"
A compensator.
Likes to buy BIG bouncy balls, and teases his friend for buying a smaller one.
What he doesn't realise is that he is subconsciously choosing a larger ball to compensate for his tiny penis.
Damn Sebby your boyfriend is such a Harrison!
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